Siblings-to-be Pillows

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

"Looks like I have a choice... I wait for contractions or I bungee jump!!"

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Cry babies.

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Changes at home

Toys

Groovy Baby

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

Swinging on the Chandelier

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

Reflected Glory

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

Newborns on cell phones