Shrine Enthusiast Gifts

"Wow, Tia Carmen! This is a big shrine!"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

I love the Shard

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Juggler and Illusionist

Mount Rushmore Down Under

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

"Who do you feel like pooping on today?"

Eldon E Furse and his attorneys

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

The Spring Break Venus

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."