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"Wow, Tia Carmen! This is a big shrine!"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

I love the Shard

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Juggler and Illusionist

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

R.C.I.A.

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Eldon E Furse and his attorneys

The Spring Break Venus

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"Who do you feel like pooping on today?"

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.