Collecting Shrines T-Shirts

"Wow, Tia Carmen! This is a big shrine!"

'A cheeky red?'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Wine Lady

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

Barristers

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

Sister Cities

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

true love.

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Wino Appreciation Group

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

The Stages of Wine

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"This is it? No video?"