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"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"I discovered a way to get Steven to eat his vegetables. I put chocolate syrup on them."

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

"Now, you show me yours"

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

"Because we're jerks."

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

'It's not that I don't like dogs, I'm just more of a cat person,'

"I think he said he is our guide."

"I left your credit card outside. It's still smoking."

"I attended a leadership seminar. They learnt a lot from me."

Superstar photographs himself making the catch.

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

Man uses scissor device with lighter attached to light big cigar.

'I wouldn't read that book, dear...it's only there to impress visitors.'

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

"You seek enlightenment? Here? Nitwit."

Grandstander!

'I've always been a bit of a ladies' man.'

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'

"I hope my wife doesn't see this."

"More like catch, take humiliating photo, and release."

"Can I have your autograph?"

'Go around the park just one more time.'

"Nobody likes a showoff."