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With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

"I think he said he is our guide."

"You seek enlightenment? Here? Nitwit."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Shepherd and eurydice

Where your mind & battle are los

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Staff support"

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Computer Room.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Eternal Student.