Shoulder Pad Enthusiast Pillows

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

We practically live out here in the summer.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

Comfort zone

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

"If you cover them, it keeps them from going bad."

Running in please pass

You know you're getting old when....

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

GoalieRobics.

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

Back to school expenses.

Professor Lars P. Olafson. Inventor of the scatter cushion.

Hockney by the Pool

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

"I'm just saying we might be jumping the gun just a tiny bit on the outside seating."

"Oh, no! Here comes a guy on a motorcycle! Should I give him the 'low wave'? Is the 'high wave' too effeminate? Am I allowed to wave if I'm on a scooter? What if I wave and he ignores me?! This is bad..."

"i'm still trying to determine if he's starte an adult education class or is in a long slow decline."

Wide Load

The knockout

'Good. The new chairs for our staff canteen.'