Shoulder Pad Enthusiast Pillows

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

Comfort zone

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

You know you're getting old when....

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

Running in please pass

"If you cover them, it keeps them from going bad."

GoalieRobics.

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

Back to school expenses.

Professor Lars P. Olafson. Inventor of the scatter cushion.

Hockney by the Pool

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

The knockout

"i'm still trying to determine if he's starte an adult education class or is in a long slow decline."

Wide Load

"Oh, no! Here comes a guy on a motorcycle! Should I give him the 'low wave'? Is the 'high wave' too effeminate? Am I allowed to wave if I'm on a scooter? What if I wave and he ignores me?! This is bad..."

"I'm just saying we might be jumping the gun just a tiny bit on the outside seating."

'Good. The new chairs for our staff canteen.'