Short-trip Lover Gifts

Heading of with a packed bag

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Airplane Mode.

The Family Joules: Part 6

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"My guess it's guacamole."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

The next fast train has gone.

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

'Will that be coach?'

"Hell: The Airport"

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"You could say I'm a real Sphinxster."

Ultimately love would find her...

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"