Shopping Symbolist Gifts

A store in the Soviet Union lists its other locations; three are in Russia cities while the other three are in Western ones.

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

A women in a shoeshop.

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Then what happened?"

Peace Locked in a Cage

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Changing Room Decisions

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Only One Item or Fewer.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Bird Symbol Hunting

Pirates at the mall.

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."