Shopping Symbolist Mugs

A store in the Soviet Union lists its other locations; three are in Russia cities while the other three are in Western ones.

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Then what happened?"

Peace Locked in a Cage

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Only One Item or Fewer.

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Changing Room Decisions

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Bird Symbol Hunting

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Pirates at the mall.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!