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'Can I help you, Sir?'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

Welcome to the real world. What just happened? Where am I? The Mall. The Mall. We've been shopping – in person. Not the kind of shopping where you order things on your phone and have them sent to your house. this is the jungle! And you didn't last five minutes! You were laid out by some geezer hustling to the grocery section to get a special deal on prune juice! E-commerce has made you soft! I've got a scratch on my iPhone.

End Of Consumer Confidence Sale

"I don't even have a relationship with a bank."

Eulogy: I shopped Til I Dropped

Ladies Lingerie.

Not in the mood for human interaction line

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

'We don't call it 'plus size' anymore, we call it 'extra fun'.'

"If it's any consolation, spending all that money shopping made me feel a lot better."

"I'm pretty sure my credit cards will never be listed under 'single-use plastics'."

Coming soon: The Garden of Eden Shopping Center.

"That's it?"

'No Wallmart...No Target...No mall...How can you call this paradise?'

The customer is always right, but that fact has no standing in law.

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

Shop Local

"The booths are for parties of four or more."

'Oh, i'm actually dining alone. I just prefer this seat.

'If you're going shopping, collect some taxes on the way back.'

Ahh, excellent! I've finally found a tie that matches my eyes!

Supermarket - 'Buy One, Get 5kg Of Packaging Free'

Chose to go it alone...please help.

Aisle 4 Water

Marks And Spencer Financial Services - " I came in here to buy socks not stocks."

Eight Attempts at remembering PIN or less.

Watching shopping channel - "Why do you always drag me along when you go shopping?"