Shopping Solo Advocates Pillows

'Can I help you, Sir?'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

"I don't even have a relationship with a bank."

Ladies Lingerie.

End Of Consumer Confidence Sale

Eulogy: I shopped Til I Dropped

Not in the mood for human interaction line

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

'We don't call it 'plus size' anymore, we call it 'extra fun'.'

"I'm pretty sure my credit cards will never be listed under 'single-use plastics'."

Coming soon: The Garden of Eden Shopping Center.

"That's it?"

'No Wallmart...No Target...No mall...How can you call this paradise?'

The customer is always right, but that fact has no standing in law.

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

'If you're going shopping, collect some taxes on the way back.'

'Oh, i'm actually dining alone. I just prefer this seat.

Supermarket - 'Buy One, Get 5kg Of Packaging Free'

Ahh, excellent! I've finally found a tie that matches my eyes!

Shop Local

"The booths are for parties of four or more."

Chose to go it alone...please help.

Aisle 4 Water

Watching shopping channel - "Why do you always drag me along when you go shopping?"

Eight Attempts at remembering PIN or less.

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"