Shop Adventures Gifts

Bull in a China Shop: You break it, you buy it,

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Customer Convention

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Self-Checkout.

'Our giant sale now on!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Mysteries.

Irregulars

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

Man on Stilts in a Market

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"