Shoelover Gifts

"Honey, those shoes are terrific!" "...That should get me through the week."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

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"Thank god I bought my layers."

A women in a shoeshop.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Scarf puts hat back on.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

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Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

No Swimming Allowed

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

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'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

Easter Bonnet

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

The girl with the sensible shoes.