Shoelover Gifts

"Honey, those shoes are terrific!" "...That should get me through the week."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

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A women in a shoeshop.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Scarf puts hat back on.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

No Swimming Allowed

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

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'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

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'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

The girl with the sensible shoes.

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

The Wedge Shoe at Work

Easter Bonnet

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"