Shoeblack Pillows

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

e-shoes

A women in a shoeshop.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Utility Chic.

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

No Swimming Allowed

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

We stock ALL sizes...

The Wedge Shoe at Work

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'Dog got your clog?'

'They're pinching my toes!'

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

The girl with the sensible shoes.

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

Trying on boots

Man says his pockets aren't big enough to fit a lady's tennis shoes.