Shoeblack Gifts

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

A women in a shoeshop.

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"And now. . . which shoes?"

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

Utility Chic.

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

No Swimming Allowed

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

We stock ALL sizes...

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

'Dog got your clog?'

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

The girl with the sensible shoes.

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'They're pinching my toes!'

The Wedge Shoe at Work

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

Meditator thinks about shoes and chocolate.

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"