Shoeshiner Gifts

Two shoe shiners discussing finances

No Shoes, No Service.

'Give it a rest, Howard. The company will survive for a few days without your shoeshine stand.'

Disappearing Professions: The Shoeshiner.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

First Violin Recital.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"Got to have a pair of those!"

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'They're pinching my toes!'

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

Celebrating Spring Can Be Shear Hell

'He's trying to put three kids through college.'

'Do these come in blue?'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Trying on boots

'Just the usual, thanks.'

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

'Touching.'

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

Arr...Italian it be.

Shop signs.

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!