Sandy Shoemaker Gifts

'I wouldn't go that way if I were you.'

A women in a shoeshop.

Building Sandcastles.

"I stand corrected."

"Is this about your raise?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'They're pinching my toes!'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Trying on boots

'Give it a rest, Howard. The company will survive for a few days without your shoeshine stand.'

"I've invented really shiny leather shoes."

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

'Touching.'

Arr...Italian it be.

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

"Entanglement meets string theory."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Elves and the Shoemaker

'I'm afraid that's the only color we have in a wing-tip. How about a nice penny-loafer?'

High heel

Crab conductor.