Sandy Shoemaker Gifts

'I wouldn't go that way if I were you.'

A women in a shoeshop.

Building Sandcastles.

"I stand corrected."

"Is this about your raise?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'They're pinching my toes!'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

Trying on boots

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

"I've invented really shiny leather shoes."

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

'Touching.'

'Love the kitten heels!'

Arr...Italian it be.

"Entanglement meets string theory."

'Give it a rest, Howard. The company will survive for a few days without your shoeshine stand.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Elves and the Shoemaker

Crab conductor.

'I'm afraid that's the only color we have in a wing-tip. How about a nice penny-loafer?'