Shoe Shiner Aficionado Gifts

'OK Headmaster, now polish the other shoe...'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I stand corrected."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"You're right. They do taste funny."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Consenting Adults.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

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Crocodile Shoes

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

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'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'