Shoe Shiner Aficionado Mugs

'OK Headmaster, now polish the other shoe...'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I stand corrected."

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Consenting Adults.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"You're right. They do taste funny."

Tortoise polishing his shell

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

Crocodile Shoes

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

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