Black Clothing Enthusiast Pillows

"When I first met Ted he always wore black so I assumed he was an artist. He was a priest."

"Hey! Black really is slimming."

Joined at the hipster.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"That shirt is so last year."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

The Mummy's Purse...

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'How about this for the masked ball?'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

The Grim Rapper

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

Boxers vs. Briefs

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Wearing all black

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

Shirt Maker.

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

Men's Casual Clothes. Nothing feels better than finding a comfortable pair of pants! Jean therapy is very powerful!

Cool Kid.

Cows From The Streets