Streetwear Enthusiast Pillows

"Do you know Zig?"

"No, dude... they're supposed to fit like this."

"I would dress better but I don't want to be taken for gay."

'It's my summer hoodie.'

Cool Kid.

'Check it, man - shoelaces.'

'Call that a hood . . . now that's a hood.'

Cows From The Streets

Hoodie, Pantsie, Shoesies.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"That shirt is so last year."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Utility Chic.

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

I love my cape

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

The Grim Rapper

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"Dude, ya hat's on backwards."

Urban Life.

Pigeon Fashion

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

'I'm starting a new trend.'

Bling Bling.

A street salesman selling winkles.

Before and After Tattoos.

'Like dude, you are totally freakin' me out with your cigarette smoke!!'

Woman by wall in dress, "Urban camouflage :graffiti dresswear"

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

"Sorry mate, I'm just off home, but there's an all night dealer down the road."

'The hood gives it street cred.'