Street Style Enthusiast Pillows

Street Fashion.

"Big news, folks...turns out, you're all wearing the wrong pants. So if you'll please pass your pants to the person on your right, I think we can get this worked out."

'Me too - it started as a hobby, and eventually became a career.'

Bling Bling.

Utility Chic.

'You dissin' me?!!...'

"Don't worry, he's cool."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Bald Man Overcomb

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Trendies, INC

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

It bag and no knickers!

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Georgian head-dress

The Grim Rapper

"If they fit, we can return them."

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'