Street Style Enthusiast Pillows

Street Fashion.

"Big news, folks...turns out, you're all wearing the wrong pants. So if you'll please pass your pants to the person on your right, I think we can get this worked out."

'Me too - it started as a hobby, and eventually became a career.'

Bling Bling.

Utility Chic.

'You dissin' me?!!...'

"Don't worry, he's cool."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Bald Man Overcomb

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Trendies, INC

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

Georgian head-dress

It bag and no knickers!

The Grim Rapper

"If they fit, we can return them."

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!