Streetwear Enthusiast Gifts

"Do you know Zig?"

"No, dude... they're supposed to fit like this."

"I would dress better but I don't want to be taken for gay."

'It's my summer hoodie.'

Cool Kid.

'Check it, man - shoelaces.'

'Call that a hood . . . now that's a hood.'

Cows From The Streets

Hoodie, Pantsie, Shoesies.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"That shirt is so last year."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Utility Chic.

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

I love my cape

The Grim Rapper

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Pigeon Fashion

"Dude, ya hat's on backwards."

Urban Life.

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

'I'm starting a new trend.'

Bling Bling.

A street salesman selling winkles.

'Like dude, you are totally freakin' me out with your cigarette smoke!!'

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

Woman by wall in dress, "Urban camouflage :graffiti dresswear"

Before and After Tattoos.

"Sorry mate, I'm just off home, but there's an all night dealer down the road."