Shoe Fitter Gifts

'Yes, I have a smaller shoe, do you have a smaller foot?'

'Do you have a size eight that looks like a seven, and feels like a nine?'

'Do these come in blue?'

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

A women in a shoeshop.

Robot Jogger

"I stand corrected."

Mister Pretty Shoes

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'They're pinching my toes!'

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Trying on boots

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

Arr...Italian it be.

Shop signs.

"I've invented really shiny leather shoes."

'Love the kitten heels!'

'Touching.'

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"