Shiver Enthusiast T-Shirts

Man shivers in front of open fridge, saying: 'I've quit smoking ??" it's going OK but I can't seem to kick standing out in the cold.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Good News about winter

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Snowyphus

Born to be Mild.

Drunk Barber

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Christmas sweater alternatives

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Midwest Winter Items.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Blend Schools

"Slippery, huh?"

Thinking "Inside the Box."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"It's her first snowman."