Shiver Enthusiast Prints

Man shivers in front of open fridge, saying: 'I've quit smoking ??" it's going OK but I can't seem to kick standing out in the cold.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Good News about winter

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Snowyphus

Drunk Barber

Born to be Mild.

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Midwest Winter Items.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Blend Schools

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Thinking "Inside the Box."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Slippery, huh?"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

"It's her first snowman."

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'