Shirt Pattern Aficionados T-Shirts

Wet Paint

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"We have the exact same taste."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Snapshots in Time

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Making it look easy.

Where Scottish milk comes from.

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Camouflage Paint.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

When upholstery attacks

The wardrobe of the damned.

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

Prints in a Gallery.

Campaign for real beer bellies.

'The big guy wants to see you.'

"What? You know I love paisley."

'Haven't you got a smaller check?'

'The great thing about polka dots is that one more dot won't hurt.'

'I went to the Shirt Fanciers Convention and all I got was this shirt!'

I Can Smell BeerI can Smell Fear.

'Is plaid holding me back?'

"Camouflage becomes you."

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

Fashionable men discussing whether stripes or checks is the best pattern for trousers

A man with a desert island on his shirt meets a man with planes on his shirt.