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As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Snapshots in Time

King Madras

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Making it look easy.

Pea green

Tiger

A tessellation of running figures.

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Where Scottish milk comes from.

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Quilt fanatic

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Wallpaper Bouguet

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Camouflage Paint.

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Artist Painting Modern Art.

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

Fashionista

Decorating a column.

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

When upholstery attacks

"It's vintage."

The wardrobe of the damned.

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"