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Camouflage Paint.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"My method of painting is pointillism."

King Madras

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Hazards of mouse painting

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Artist Retrospective.

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Alberto Giacometti.

A Night In the Art Gallery

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

A tessellation of running figures.

"The last doggy bag."

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

'It was one of the great notes and was played by Beethoven and Lennon.'

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Man: 'Hey WOW, it's true! Her eyes DO follow you around the room!'

"You have a Picasso?"

'You never smile at me like that!'

The Worst Date Ever