Paint Pattern Admirers Gifts

Camouflage Paint.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"My method of painting is pointillism."

King Madras

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Hazards of mouse painting

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Artist Retrospective.

"The last doggy bag."

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Alberto Giacometti.

A Night In the Art Gallery

A tessellation of running figures.

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

'It was one of the great notes and was played by Beethoven and Lennon.'

"You have a Picasso?"

Man: 'Hey WOW, it's true! Her eyes DO follow you around the room!'

'You never smile at me like that!'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."