Shirt Pattern Aficionados Gifts

Wet Paint

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"We have the exact same taste."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Snapshots in Time

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Making it look easy.

Where Scottish milk comes from.

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Camouflage Paint.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

When upholstery attacks

The wardrobe of the damned.

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

Campaign for real beer bellies.

'The big guy wants to see you.'

Prints in a Gallery.

I Can Smell BeerI can Smell Fear.

'Haven't you got a smaller check?'

'The great thing about polka dots is that one more dot won't hurt.'

"What? You know I love paisley."

'I went to the Shirt Fanciers Convention and all I got was this shirt!'

'Is plaid holding me back?'

"Camouflage becomes you."

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

Fashionable men discussing whether stripes or checks is the best pattern for trousers