Shipwrecks Gifts

'No, the word I used was 'unthinkable'...'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"What are the bloody chances. . .??"

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Not to put the cart before the horse, but what are your thoughts on cannibalism?"

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Art of Surviving

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'What luck!'

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

If only they'd taken it with them!

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

That Sinking Feeling

'What luck! A court reporter.'

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

"Ed lives somewhere in the midwest and Jim settled out on the west coast, so I don't see them much anymore."

Gay Pride.

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

Pulling the Anchor Out

"Hey Bob, look, a ship-wreck: let's check it out, it's like a magnet for scuba-divers..."

"Thank heavens I saved my teddy bear... he brings me good luck."