Shipwreck Chasers Pillows

'They're like saltines - leave 'em in the water too long, they get mushy.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

Noah's lesser known brother.

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Deserted Island Logging

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Desert Island Bagpipes

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Desert Island with CCTV.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"I just feel like a cliche."

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'What luck!'

External Revenue Service

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

That Sinking Feeling