Shipwreck Chasers Mugs

'They're like saltines - leave 'em in the water too long, they get mushy.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island Bagpipes

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Noah's lesser known brother.

Desert Island with CCTV.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"I just feel like a cliche."

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'What luck!'

External Revenue Service

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'