Sherry Aficionado Gifts

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Join me in a Martini?

Please Drove Carefully.

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Trump Poutine

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"That's hardly necessary!"

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"Whiskey...Leave the bottle."

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story."

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

'If you don't start feeling better in 24 hours, pour yourself a tall scotch.'

"Is that neat whisky?"

The Angel's Share

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Whiskey Bottle - Well it doesn't look like a paperweight to me.

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Ethics Committee Meeting Today, BYOB.

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

"Scotch and water, *hic* scotch and water..."