Sherry Aficionado Gifts

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Join me in a Martini?

Please Drove Carefully.

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Trump Poutine

"That's hardly necessary!"

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

"Whiskey...Leave the bottle."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story."

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

The Babe calls his shot.

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

The Angel's Share

"Is that neat whisky?"

'If you don't start feeling better in 24 hours, pour yourself a tall scotch.'

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Whiskey Bottle - Well it doesn't look like a paperweight to me.

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Ethics Committee Meeting Today, BYOB.

"Scotch and water, *hic* scotch and water..."

"Yes, I'm the Cowardly Lion, and I want a double shot of single malt courage for the Yellow Brick Road."

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."