Sherper Gifts

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Sheep dog late for work

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Lamb Noise.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

Sheep Ledger

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Everything's gone up."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

The return of the four sheepskins

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Merry Christmas.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"The kid's good."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'