Sherper Gifts

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Sheep dog late for work

Lamb Noise.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Sheep Ledger

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Everything's gone up."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

The return of the four sheepskins

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Merry Christmas.

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

"The kid's good."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."