Shell Shedder Pillows

This is a Nudist Beach mate.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'It must be the dead sea.'

Try me/try me/try me...

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"I don't do windows."

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Feeling for shells

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Tortoise polishing his shell

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

Turtle Home

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"I've downsized."

For Sale By Owner

"Are you willing to relocate?"

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

Celebrating Spring Can Be Shear Hell

Snail Love.

There it is – my dream beach house.

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

'Just the usual, thanks.'