Shed Sailor Pillows

Send away mower for servicing...get your scythe out of the shed.

Captain in a storm

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Sailor and mine

'This is a tongue depressor for patients who won't stop talking.'

A man staying afloat on an anchor at sea.

UFO Romance

Sailor and Mermaid Kiss on a Mine.

Captain Balbo and his Marchetti seaplane.

'What type of line are you using?'

'We can't go up yet - it's bucketing down!'

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

'I won't be coming in again - my dad's set up a free school in his shed.'

Sand sailing in the Sahara

Row to Row

'Just keep howling till we get to the dock Ben.'

If you would be willing to take a short survey at the end of this call, press "1". If you would like to risk being punished for not taking the survey by being kept on hold for an extra 10 minutes, press "2."

Halcyon Prospects.

'It's never been in the water. He just drives it around to show off!'

Noah's Publisher: 'No, I'm not asking you to lie. I'm asking you to embellish the truth for the sake of marketing...'

"I know it's your name, Eddie. I just don't think it's the best name for a boat."

Submarine and beer

They were inseparable: Johnny Mack, his cat and the sandbox.

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

Have you seen that movie, with the blonde girl who looks like that other blonde girl...