Sand Sailor Pillows

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Captain in a storm

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

S.S.dot.com

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

real enjoyment

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'Don't they look silly?'

Star versus UFO...

'I think he wants you to go out further!'

Captain Balbo and his Marchetti seaplane.

WiFi on deserted island

'What type of line are you using?'

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

Row to Row

'You're so lucky, sea creatures only get savoury food, never sweet...'

'Just keep howling till we get to the dock Ben.'

Sand sailing in the Sahara

'It's never been in the water. He just drives it around to show off!'

Send away mower for servicing...get your scythe out of the shed.

They were inseparable: Johnny Mack, his cat and the sandbox.

Antonis Samaras

'I have a feeling we're getting near water.'

Have you seen that movie, with the blonde girl who looks like that other blonde girl...

Swimmer