Shell Shedder Prints

This is a Nudist Beach mate.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'It must be the dead sea.'

Try me/try me/try me...

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"I don't do windows."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Feeling for shells

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Tortoise polishing his shell

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Turtle Home

"I've downsized."

Snail Love.

For Sale By Owner

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

"Are you willing to relocate?"

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

Celebrating Spring Can Be Shear Hell

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"I don't get it, everyone talks about 'Working from Home' as if it's something new."