Shelf Straightener Pillows

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked..?"

Interior design trends for parents....

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Mysteries.

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

Jobs for graduates

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

Other Fiction

"There's probably room for one more."

"Hmmm?!"

"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

Library Waiting to Happen

Bookshop Adventure

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

"I'm still looking, sir."

'Please keep back, everyone! Let's give him the space he needs to work this out on his own!'

Library DIY Section

Murder mystery bookshelf falls on passerby.

Nonviolent Clue.

Dogs as bookends.

I did it my way.