Shelf Straightener Mugs

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked..?"

Interior design trends for parents....

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Mysteries.

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

Mrs. H.G.Wells.

Jobs for graduates

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

"Hmmm?!"

Other Fiction

"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"

"There's probably room for one more."

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

Bookshop Adventure

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

Book Store. I'm looking for a book on remodeling kitchen cabinets. Ah --- A "shelf-improvement" book!

Library Waiting to Happen

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

"Poor chap has just discovered his daughter has got in to medical school!"

"I'm still looking, sir."

Library DIY Section

'Please keep back, everyone! Let's give him the space he needs to work this out on his own!'

Nonviolent Clue.

Murder mystery bookshelf falls on passerby.

Dogs as bookends.