Shelf Sweeper Mugs

Library sections - Fiction, Non-fiction and Non-returned.

Interior design trends for parents....

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Runner Bean...

Mysteries.

Friendly bacteria

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Jobs for graduates

"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

"Hmmm?!"

Other Fiction

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

Bookshop Adventure

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

'Sorry boss, I've decided to live dangerously and become a shelf filler.'

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

'Please keep back, everyone! Let's give him the space he needs to work this out on his own!'

The Creature of the Black Legume

"Poor chap has just discovered his daughter has got in to medical school!"

Nonviolent Clue.

"I'm still looking, sir."

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

Library DIY Section

Handyman books.

Books: Very Subtle, Just a Little Subtle, and Not At All Subtle.

High-jump book is on top shelf in library.

Hard to reach books.

"What's your problem?"

Fiction - Non Fiction - Too close to call.