Shelf Searcher Mugs

"I'm still looking, sir."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Multi-Generational Books

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Mysteries.

Jobs for graduates

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

"Hmmm?!"

Other Fiction

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

Closet.

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

Bookshop Adventure

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

Book Store. I'm looking for a book on remodeling kitchen cabinets. Ah --- A "shelf-improvement" book!

Library Waiting to Happen

'Just what I didn't want... chocolate euros!'

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."

Nonviolent Clue.

"Poor chap has just discovered his daughter has got in to medical school!"

Murder mystery bookshelf falls on passerby.

Dogs as bookends.

Hammer Drill

I did it my way.

Handyman books.