Shelf Builder Mugs

Mrs. H.G.Wells.

Seven hours later, Gunther decided he'd just keep his Nobel Prize in the garage.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

I did it my way.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Lego Haircut

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I'm still pre-literate."

D.I.Y with dad.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Extra innings.

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Mysteries.

I see we have the same summer reading list. ABC.

"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"Look Darling, her first word!" (Baby has spelled out Schadenfreud).

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Jobs for graduates

"Hmmm?!"

The alphabet blocks are great for teaching him how to text!

Other Fiction

"We're going have to build higher walls."

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

Bricklayers in goal.