Shelf Builder Pillows

Seven hours later, Gunther decided he'd just keep his Nobel Prize in the garage.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

I did it my way.

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Lego Haircut

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I'm still pre-literate."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

D.I.Y with dad.

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Mysteries.

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"Look Darling, her first word!" (Baby has spelled out Schadenfreud).

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Jobs for graduates

Book Igloo

"We're going have to build higher walls."

'Your new grade level rates an office, but the furniture comes assembly required.'

"Hmmm?!"

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

Other Fiction