Shelf Master Mugs

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Tommy!"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Mysteries.

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

'Pictures of your family?'

DIY.

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

Other Fiction

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

"Hmmm?!"

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

Bookshop Adventure

Library Waiting to Happen

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

'How about a game of cards?'

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

Murder mystery bookshelf falls on passerby.

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."

"I'm still looking, sir."

Nonviolent Clue.

Dogs as bookends.