Shelf Pioneer Mugs

I did it my way.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Mysteries.

Mrs. H.G.Wells.

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

"Hmmm?!"

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

Other Fiction

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents!

Book Store. I'm looking for a book on remodeling kitchen cabinets. Ah --- A "shelf-improvement" book!

Library Waiting to Happen

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

Bookshop Adventure

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."

"Have you heard of the term, lunatic fringe?"

Murder mystery bookshelf falls on passerby.

Nonviolent Clue.

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

'One day son, all this will be protesters.'

"I'm still looking, sir."

Dogs as bookends.

'How's my driving?'

I did it my way.