Shelf Pioneer Gifts

I did it my way.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Mysteries.

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Other Fiction

"Hmmm?!"

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents!

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

Library Waiting to Happen

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

Bookshop Adventure

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."

"I'm still looking, sir."

"Have you heard of the term, lunatic fringe?"

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

'One day son, all this will be protesters.'

Murder mystery bookshelf falls on passerby.

Nonviolent Clue.

Dogs as bookends.

I did it my way.

Homeless man's sign: 'Will sell book & movie rights to the story of my downfall for a cool million.'